A Look Back on Movies and Games: 2005

Ah, the big 05. Sure, there were tragedies and such, but what about the movies and games of the year? I'll tell you my opinion. Sit the f*** down and shut the hell up.

Movies

In my opinion, 05 was a slow year for movies. Sure, there were some great movies like Spiderman 2, which contained a phrase that will be quoted for years to come (With great power comes great responsibility), and The Wedding Crashers, but overall there weren't that many good movies. Another man would tell me to go f*** myself, to which I reply the same thing, but think about it. Was Batman Returns really that good? Hell no. And then we had such s*** as Charlie and the Choclate Factory, Elektra, Aeon Flux, Stealth, Get Rich or Die Tryin', Doom, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, The Dukes of Hazzard, and worst of all Supercross: The Movie. Do we deserve this crap? Hell no, I say to you. This is sorta like the 70's. Slow movie process, but great movies are to be found.

Video Games

Like movies, 05 was a slow year for games. There's only two exceptions. 2005 had no great games that stand out, but games started to pick up in Winter (this was also the time when the 360 was released and had a supply shortage). Some titles really stand out: like Resident Evil 4, Battlefield 2, Civilization IV, The Warriors, and Ninja Gaiden: Black. But do we need s*** like Charlie and the Choclate Factory, Chicago Enforcer, King Kong (DS), and hundreds more? Overall, Call of Duty 2 was the best of this s***-tastic year.

Thank you, goodnight!